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Irresistible Fiction
Fictional Contact Since 1988
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February 04, 2018 04:56 PM PST

Irresistible Fiction Chapter One: The Subatomic Chronicles

Irresistible Fiction: Episodes 1 - 5

 

Veering drastically from the political programming of Occupy Radio, and Chaos Theory Radio, Getch, or David Geitgey Sierralupe, declares himself fictional. If you keep listening, you will find yourself becoming irresistibly fictional as well.

In the first chapter of Irresistible Fiction, spanning episodes 1-5, Getch takes you deep into the nothingness at the core of the atom. Along the way expect vague recriminations about Albert Einstein. Expect corporate pressure from the legal team of Orkin, Raptor, and Racket, International. But mostly expect bullshit -- unrepentant, multi-layered, multi-dimensional bullshit.

This is your chance to heed the call. Even though Getch is fictional, he needs your help. He's looking for his even more fictional friend, Norway Hansford.

Will you ignore this call for help, merely because it comes from somebody who doesn’t exist?

Are you the sort of person who discriminates against people who have the misfortune of being born fictional?

Test the limits of your perception, and possibly your compassion, with Irresistible Fiction, Chapter One: The Sub Atomic Chronicles.


January 28, 2018 11:07 PM PST

Irresistible Fiction 5: Club Neutron

It’s a full moon Irresistible Fiction special, coming from a special place where the moonlight doesn’t shine. Getch makes some friends, and tries out the nightlife at Club Neutron.

 

Club Neutron, the last, best hope for some final chunk of matter, somewhere in the atom, turns out to be mostly illusions. Illusions, and maybe bad business decisions. While Getch talks quantum mechanics with Inga the bartender, the Incredible Quarks are on stage making things appear and disappear. With their magic act, the concept of anything solid in the universe survives on an Einsteinian technicality.


As Inga says: “It’s not a bad trick though. Everywhere you look isn’t there until you look there. You look somewhere else, and what was once there, stops being there anymore. It’s the Incredible Quarks. Always one step ahead of you.”

Santeri Viinamäki [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File%3ANightclub_20170423.jpg

 

You might want to read up on quarks.


Quarks are randomly, appearing somethings way deep down inside the nucleus of the atom. Einstein says we can call their magic act "mass."

 

I like Physics Girl. She spells things out easily for people like me.  What Are Quarks? Sugar Edition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LraNu_78sCw&t=1s

What Are Quarks? The Fuse School: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlv06lSAC7c&t=4s

What Are Quarks: Nuclear Physics and Science: https://quatr.us/physics/quarks-nuclear-physics-science.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark

Thanks to Kyle Schweighauser for being a bouncer; Jebediah Wilson for looking after Club Neutron's best interests, and Inga Wilson for being an inspirational bartender at the core of reality. Dan Marks, from News Sausage, and formerly of Chaos Theory Radio, was the Great Nad.


There were Sounds!

Warning Alarm - Beeps Sound Effects All sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuwgJxYqft0&t=17s

Busy Bar Ambiance - Talk and Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LObpA84ddL0

12 Epic Explosion Sound Effects [High Quality]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIijFSN35x8

BIG EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS (Mp3 Pack Download):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gB369NYFA

collapse sound effects (dźwięki zawalenia/zniszczenia): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZr9jLDVDH0&index=2&list=RDQMtHbsTJiFer4

Explosion Sound Effects (Mp3 Download Link): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yh-f_i9BTo

Hit/Boom/Impact/Thud (Movie Trailer Cinematic) - Sound Effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKugLSWL3bM

Machine Gun Sound Effects | Bullet Machine Guns Firing Sound Effect | Royalty Free Sound Effects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pbpzdwlM90

Metal door - Sound effects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PkhwTRHWKI

Mixing Drinks - Ice / Glass / Pouring / Shaking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wELCiljHEs

Objects falling and crashing Sound Effect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5bzqGyGj5s

RESTAURANT sound effects ambience, 8 HOURS of restaurant background noise busy fancy diner #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYpJDOn1myo

Pounding on Metal Door Sound Effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NTO6P_u7Po

Space Door Air Lock Release Sound Effect 2017 - Free Download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7im7exXYa6s

Space Ship Cruising Sound Effects Library Collection:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGYMjmGgsQ8

Spaceship Fast Takeoff Sound Effect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCVv8_zdQrE

Star Wars Spaceship take off sound effect 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhca-UMnp4

Thud Sound Effects All Sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWy3WQzeoa8

Sakebeats Club Beat » Clubbeat_03.wav: https://freesound.org/people/sakebeats/sounds/176357/

Gun sound effects heard in movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8kg0lQwDE

Bar Glass Clinks & Slides Sound Effect  Hi - Resolution Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQtv875c5D4

 


December 31, 2017 11:34 AM PST

Irresistible Fiction is best if you listen to a handful of episodes at a time. Here's the complete collection to date.

December 24, 2017 04:47 PM PST

Irresistible Fiction 4: Give Your Symbols Power

 

A jet pack ride interrupted. Whispers of Einstein. Why it’s good to be fictional. Jingle Bells. Graffitti.





Wikipedia: Atomic Nucleus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_nucleus

 

Atomic Nucleus on Windows to the Universe

https://www.windows2universe.org/physical_science/physics/atom_particle/atomic_nucleus.html

 

Relative Size of: Atoms, Nucleus, Neutrons and Electrons

https://prezi.com/cyc8c_xro4z6/relative-size-of-atoms-nucleus-neutrons-and-electrons/





Find Irresistible Fiction on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1696707613914346/

Email us at: irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

 

"Jingle Bells" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/


The scream is a mix of the Wilhelm Scream, Alan Ruck from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Disney’s Goofy Yell.


Lots of different crowd noise tracks went into the making of this episode:

Fotball Soccer Match Stadium Ambience Sound -|- 8 hours Sleep, Relax, Meditate, Ambience:

By: LiveRecords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQY8HDkdz4&t=6876s

CROWD IN STADIUM SOUND EFFECT FREE, By: BLUE Sound Effects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0r05OTH4U

Soccer stadium Sound Effect, By: Music Free Library ♪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqMcf-XzijM

Stadium Crowd Sound Effects | One Hour | HQ, By: n Beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FLgShtdxQ8&index=2&list=RDUBQY8HDkdz4

 

Plus, I also found these sounds on youtube:

Body Falls Various Sound FX, By: nathanolson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIC_Ttf3NU

Harry Potter spells soundeffects, By: Benedict L.U.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hvTVR7R40

5 Shocking Explosions Caught On Camera!, By: We Want More Facts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofGts2zVC8

High Voltage Electrical Explosion Compilation Electrical Explosion, Electrical fire, High voltage,

By: detodounpoco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4hrUgbZISk

Top 10 Big Movie Screams, By: MegaBig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1dxeSIUFpo

Elevator Sound Effects, By: Nick Judy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=debkzEfwmMM




November 29, 2017 07:23 PM PST

Irresistible Fiction 3: Subatomic Jet Pack


In which Getch’s dimension-hopping doppelganger visits an intergalactic quidditch match in order to point out that it just doesn’t matter. Orkin, Raptor, and Racket imposes its will. Plus, vague rumblings about Einstein letting us all down.

All of that, in just eleven minutes, and ten seconds.

Or, as Nad commented after listening: “I love the sound of your show. I wasn't sure if I  was too high, or not high enough, for the subject matter.”

Regarding the previous episode, “Utter Bullshit,” Nad says, “ I felt like I was walking through the fog with someone on mushrooms.”

With reviews like that, you know you’re getting a quality podcast, dealing with important issues, delivered with a heaping pile of bullshit.

And, according to Mrs. Nad, you can also count on a touch of Nuclear Blue Balls.

But wait, there’s more, if you listen now, we guarantee you 100% more Quantum Bullshit!!





 

A tip of the hat to the Orkin, Raptor, and Racket legal team. You know you’re putting out important material when someone takes the time to slap a legal disclaimer on it.





Drop us a line: irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

 

Music: 

“Slow Burn,” by Kevin http://bit.ly/2kg4ypO  Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/  Curator: WFMU 

Sound Effects:

“Fotball Soccer Match Stadium Ambience Sound -|- 8 hours Sleep, Relax, Meditate, Ambience” By LiveRecords  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQY8HDkdz4

“Howling Wind Sound -|- 8 Hours sound of wind noise for sleep, relax, ambience, meditation etc.” By LiveRecords  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr1KfUMPNqE

“Flag flapping in the wind, parachute, fabric (looped), sound effect” By Sound Berries  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od8_CBE-n6c

May 11, 2017 11:03 PM PDT

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Irresistible Fiction 2: Utter Bullshit


Almost a century ago, scientists searched to find the smallest particle of matter in the microverse.  Instead, they found puzzles and funhouse reflections. Deep down inside the atom, things got strange, and even Albert Einstein tried to sweep it all under the rug.

But that strangeness at the core of the atom sat under that metaphorical rug, and waited.

Every once and awhile, we lifted the corner of the rug and picked out little bits of quantum strangeness that suited our needs. But most of it, we avoided as improbable, waiting for another Einstein to sort it all out for us.


Bullshit, my friends, is on the rise, and reaching historic levels.

 

Across the multiverse, it appears that all of those little bits of quantum strangeness have reached critical mass.

 The pent up quantum strangeness appears to have  begun to release itself in historic, multi-cosmic waves of bullshit.

There has been a surge in first, and second term Trump presidencies across an infinite number of worlds. In a dark, and frightening swath of the unending abyss, Trump has seized power in America as a warrior king, leading literal packs of wolves from Wall Street.

The infrastructure in place, to protect against the build-up of bullshit is old and weak. In a frightening array of worlds, the bullshit flood is topping walls that have stood solid for centuries.

If Trump is President in your world, know that you are currently experiencing historic levels of bullshit. Unfortunately, we can’t say for sure when you can hope to reach peak bullshit. Until bullshit levels return to normal, please use common sense as much a possible.

Eventually, we are afraid, the whole multi-cosmos will be awash in bullshit.

Then, and only then, will we be able to come to terms with what scared Albert Einstein. But, that’s for another episode.

In the meantime, a little uncertainty will be good for us all.




Bill Murray: “It just doesn’t matter.”

best supporting actor bill murray meatball stew 001.JPG

That’s Bill Murray, chanting at the end of this episode. The clip his from his role as a summer camp counselor who helps a boy come to terms with his terminal cancer. Murray won the best supporting actor Oscar in the 1979 tear-jerker, Meatball Stew.

 

Music:

Broke For Free "As Colorful As Ever"

URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Broke_For_Free/Layers/As_Colorful_As_Ever

Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/

Curator: Music for Video

Copyright: Attribution-NonCommercial: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

 

Kevin MacLeod "Slow Burn"

URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Blues_Sampler/Slow_Burn

Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/

Curator: WFMU

Copyright: Creative Commons Attribution: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

March 11, 2017 06:55 PM PST

Irresistible Fiction 1: The Habit of Being Fictional



The Datasphere plays a role in Being Fictional:

We would like to define “datasphere.” but it doesn’t look like anybody agrees on a definition:

Oxford Dictionary:

NOUN

Science Fiction

 The notional environment in which digital data is stored; especially the Internet viewed in this way. Also (Science Fiction): the space of virtual reality, cyberspace.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/datasphere

Urban Dictionary:

TOP DEFINITION

datasphere

datasphere is an electronica/dance-based collective out of chicago, Illinois. Not some info technology, software or IT-based mumbo-jumbo. Or some name out of a silly science-fiction novel.

have you ever heard of datasphere? their music is dope! Chitown represent.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=datasphere

Net Lingo:

datasphere

A play on the word "atmosphere," this refers to data that is transmitted via satellites.

See also : teleport  

NetLingo Classification: Online Jargon - See more at:

http://bit.ly/2nrW6zV

 

Shutterstock checks in on Datapshere.

stock-photo-data-sphere-definition-meaning-digital-information-or-database-190104674.jpg

I don’t know if this is intentionally corny, or not.

 

Get it?

It’s a Data Sphere.

http://shutr.bz/2mSLYnf








Music:

 

Good Times by Podington Bear

http://bit.ly/2nbX8nY

The last ones by Jahzzar

http://bit.ly/2nrVUAH

JENNY'S THEME by Jason Shaw

http://bit.ly/2meatqQ

 

Sounds Effects:

 

Radio Tuning Sound Effect by Audio Productions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPlUyMW6NQ

Radio Static Sound Effect by ParadoxMirror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffIdh0CZWs&t=2s



Get in touch with the good folks at the Orkin, Raptor, Racket, International’s Department of Pandimensional Communication by email:

irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

orr logo 600x300.png

 

 

 





January 11, 2017 10:47 PM PST

Pre-Irresistible Fiction: Agent Cola Jakes

There is so much more in this world, and all others, than you can possibly imagine.

This world is a bit of a police state.

 

Nick’s Trouble-Making Comic

http://nickdeangelo.com/chronicles/images/chronicles/itv/23.jpg

23.jpg

 

Carl Jung, and the Collective Unconscious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious

What is the Collective Unconscious

http://frithluton.com/articles/collective-unconscious/

 

If you see something. Say something: irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

 

Music:

The last ones by Jahzzar

Metamorphosis (remix Zelf Bloemen) by Coldnoise

We Have All We've Ever Wanted (Instrumental) byYACHT

Ignorance is Bliss by MindsEye & Dr. Rinkel

There Is Something Wrong by Mystery Mammal

 

 

Sound Effects:

Dead Air SOUND Effect

Sound Effects PD

https://youtu.be/X55bawH4404

Short Circuit - SOUND EFFECT - Elektrischer Kurzschluss

BerlinAtmospheres

https://youtu.be/9fk7w4gx1jA

November 13, 2016 09:50 AM PST

Pre-Irresistible Fiction: Occam’s Razor

Still trying to understand what’s happening with the former Occupy the Media Podcast. I’m not willing to believe we are witnessing actual interdimensional communication. So, I’m considering other reasons involving collusion, trickery, and mind-f*ckery.

Occam’s Razor seems to be the best pathway to a solution.

“The most useful statement of the principle for scientists is

"when you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better."

http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/occam.html

Occam’s Razor on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor

My two choices are: somehow, another version of me, in a different dimension, has perfected interdimensional communication; or, somebody is messing with me big time in this dimension. Until I get proof of the potential for interdimensional communication, I’m inclined to accept trickery from within our local dimension.

Drop me a line at irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

I will have a website up soon. Probably irresistiblefiction.com, or irresistiblefiction.net.

If you have knowledge about the topics in this podcast, or if you see anything on social media that reflects the topics raised in this podcast, please let me know about it:

Interdimensional communication


Quantum theory, especially Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle


Digital voice reproduction


Literary theory, narrative writing, fiction writing, or if you write fiction.


High strangeness: have you had strange, possibly interdimensional encounters recently?

irresistiblefiction@gmail.com

Here’s the music I used for this post:

Last Dance by Jahzzar

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Blinded_by_dust/Last_Dance

Happy Feelings by Dan Lizard

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dan_Lizard/Dance_2_The_Music_EP/01_-_Dan_Lizard_-_Happy_Feelings_-_Dance_2_the_Music_EP

Bad Panda #127 by Hypermagic

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Hypermagic/Bad_Panda_127/

Dirt Rhodes by Kevin MacLeod

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Blues_Sampler/Dirt_Rhodes

Autumn Sunset by Jason Shaw

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jason_Shaw/Audionautix_Acoustic/AUTUMN_SUNSET_________________1-36

Jenny’s Theme by Jason Shaw

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jason_Shaw/Audionautix_Acoustic/JENNYS_THEME___________________-45

October 23, 2016 09:20 PM PDT

Transmission Four: Hello World

 

Orkin, Raptor, Racket International

Department of Interdimensional Communication

 

An explanation.

A request.

 

Music embed: Kopeika, by et

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/et_/The_agency_of_missing_hearts/02_-_Kopeika#

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